“If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sherrilyn Kenyon - “If I’m not back in a few hours…well...” 1

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