“If wishes were horses, I'd have been run over in my childhood.”
“And if wishes were horses, I’d have been run over in childhood.”
“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”
“If wishes were horses, paupers would ride. If the queen had balls, she'd be king. If I didn't have to WORK, I'd write stories all day.”
“Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse.”
“Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.”