“I’m afraid Pierre finds me lacking. (Gabrielle) If he’s stupid enough to let me know, he’ll find his face lacking a nose. (Carlos)”

“Where did you find an Andarion? I’ve never seen one on Gouran before. Aren’t you afraid to be with him? (Sales woman)Why no, I’m not afraid. He’s already had his daily feeding. (Kiara)What do you feed him? (Sales woman)Babies. Lots and lots of babies. (Kiara)”

“I’m not as good as a man as you are, Sundown. I find it hard to give an enemy my back under any circumstance.” – Ren“Oh, I didn’t say I was giving her my back. I’m not lacking all my noodle sense. But I’m not holding a grudge neither. Sometimes you just got to let the rattlesnake lay in the sun.” – Sundown“Men? You do know I’m standing in this little box with you and can hear every word?” – Abigail “We know. I merely don’t care.” – Ren”

“What’s the fastest route to the library in Peachtree City? (Carlos)What? You’ve got an overdue book? (Gabrielle)”

“I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)”

“You got any experience? (Carlos)I’m former army intelligence, Special Forces, on contract to the U.S. government now for national security. That good enough for you, amigo? (Stoner)It’ll do. (Carlos)”

“I’m just trying to imagine you in flannel pink sock monkey pajamas. I’m sure you look stunning in pink. (Damien)Actually, with his skin tone he probably does look really good in it. I would definitely say he’s an autumn. (Kish)That’s summer, you dweeb. (Damien)I find it fascinating that you two women know that color palettes for clothes have a name. The fact you corrected him really scares me. (Sin)”