“In essence, we’re their servants who help them and who guard them from the public. (Leo)Oh gee, golly, goodie, Mr. Leo! Can I have my eyes gouged out, too? (Susan)”

“I’d rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian)If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi)You have to share if you do! (Xirena)”

“These are used solely for Blood Rites. (Leo)Is that like special ed? (Susan)”

“Yes, and for the record, he thinks you’re insane, too. (Otto)Oh, goodie. But I guess that’s only fair since I think he’s psychotic. (Susan)”

“I ain’t apologize to no whore. (Irn)You don’t ever treat a woman like that. You apologize to her or so help me I’ll gouge out your eyes and shove them down your throat. (Devyn)”

“Forgotten history. You, however, are my present. (Varyk)Oh, goody. Do I have to wear a bow? (Fang)”

“Oh, goodie. And here I am without my favorite stake and why is that? Because the ugly winged demon from hell – literally –came after us. Now we got these guys to fight. Well, at least they’re not scaly. (Danger) And they are blond. You like blonds. (Alexion) True, but after looking at them, I think my tastes just changed. I think I’d rather do the demon that one of them. (Danger)”