“Is my andarion rusty or did he just call us the ass of a dung beetle”

“It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang)Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you’re not bright. (Thorn)”

“Where did you find an Andarion? I’ve never seen one on Gouran before. Aren’t you afraid to be with him? (Sales woman)Why no, I’m not afraid. He’s already had his daily feeding. (Kiara)What do you feed him? (Sales woman)Babies. Lots and lots of babies. (Kiara)”

“Why are you being so cruel? (Kiara)Honestly? Because I believed your bullshit lies when you spewed them and I don’t often make that mistake. I should have listened to myself and known that in the end, you’re just like every other sanctimonious ass out there who dares to call us callous and unfeeling. (Syn)”

“Have you been drinking this morning? How did you miss me? I swear I’ve fought old women with better reflexes. (Takeshi)The fact you fight old women tells me just how rusty you’ve become. What? Your ego needed the boost and they were the only ones you could find you could beat? (Savitar)”

“Did you do that? (Simone)Sometimes my powers work. Sometimes they don’t. Looks like this time they did. Yea, us. (Xypher)”

“Menoeceus wants his father. (Astrid)Bob is crying because he wants his mother to stop calling him that crap-ass name. It’s all right, Bob. Daddy’s got you now. I’m saving you from Mommy’s bad naming taste. I’d be crying, too, if my mom named me after an idiot. (Zarek)”