“Is there something I can help with?”“No,” Kat said petulantly. “You’re a man and I hate all of you right now.”He took two steps back. “Fair enough. Since my presence is obviously causing you pain, I’ll take my manhood outside to the terrace, where you can join me if you can overlook my obvious birth defect.”

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