“It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang)Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you’re not bright. (Thorn)”

“Bitch going to rue the day she decided to unleash Phrixis on the world. (Thorn)Rue the day? (Fang)I’m old enough to make you look like an embryo. Sometimes it shows. (Thorn)”

“What? It's not my fault I stab all the fanged people. They shouldn't look like Daimons. (Tabitha)I didn't look like a Daimon, but you stabbed me. (Valerius)Yeah, well, you looked like a lawyer so I had to kill you. It was a moral imperative. (Tabitha)”

“And in your world, Captain Scary, that would mean? (Fang)You hit him three times and then you stop. It’s in English. Hell, it’s in –your- English. You were born then! (Thorn)That was my third hit. (Fang)I have a tumor. I know I have a tumor. I just wish I were mortal so that it could kill me. (Thorn)”

“You’re not going to bite me with your fangs, are you?”

“Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)”

“What do you want exactly? (Fang)An end to the mistreatment of small, fluffy dust bunnies. (Thorn)”