“Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)”

“Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn't usually knock the guy unconscious before she forced them together.Still, with Tabitha there was a first time for just about anything. And extreme blind-dating was very vintage T.”

“Oh, Mia. You haven’t even begun to find out who you really are, and, believe me, other boys are going to fall in love with you. If a guy can’t see how special you are, he isn’t good enough for you.”

“He's really sweet, actually." "I don't think we're talking about the same Sed. Sedric Lionheart. Tall guy. Broad shoulders. Blue eyes. Short black hair. Body befitting a Greek god. Sings. La la la la.”

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

“Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.”