“Marry me, Abigail, and I swear this time, curse or no curse, I will make it to that damned altar. Even if I drag the devil with me to be there on time.” – Sundown”

“You’re a genius!” – Abigail“Ah now, don’t be going on like that. I might actually think you like me, and where would we be then?” – Sundown”

“Now what other evil powers do you have that I should know about?” – Abigail “I can roll my tongue.” – Sundown“I’m serious, Jess.” – Abigail“So am I. Not everyone can do it. It’s a genetic thing, you know.” – Sundown”

“You can’t kill me with a bullet, darling. You’ll just piss me off.” – Sundown“Maybe, but shooting you might be fun. And while I might not be able to kill you, I sure could ruin your social life.” – Abigail”

“Am I forgiven yet?” – Sundown“Find. But only because you look good naked.” – Abigail”

“Abby, listen to me. I can hear thoughts–” – Sundown“Little late now, bucko. I noticed. Thanks for volunteering that. Let me give you a Hero Award for your first confession. Big flippin’ hairy doo dah…Woo. Hoo.” – Abigail”

“Step aside, boys. I have the evil powers for this.” – Abigail“My lady got mad skills.” – Sundown”