“Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)”

“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

“You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn’t you? (Acheron)”

“Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.”

“She murmured, in that particular Nancy way of hers that grates most when my inner bitch is aching to be let loose, 'Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.'My eyes popped open to see her lemon face standing over me.'SOMEONE,' I hissed, 'HASN'T EVEN WOKEN UP YET. GOD, WHAT IS YOUR ANEURYSM? CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?”

“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”