“So beautiful.” – Coyote‘Ew…where’s my Perv Be Gone?’ – Abigail”
“So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?”
“You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?”
“Oh my God. What in—”I was going to be killed by two generations of beautiful women. While naked.“Mom,” Isabel snapped, interrupting. “Do you mind not staring? It’s totally perv.”
“When a friend of Abigail and John Adams was killed at Bunker Hill, Abigail's response was to write a letter to her husband and include these words, "My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.”
“Now what other evil powers do you have that I should know about?” – Abigail “I can roll my tongue.” – Sundown“I’m serious, Jess.” – Abigail“So am I. Not everyone can do it. It’s a genetic thing, you know.” – Sundown”