“So how big is this thing anyway?” Desideria askedChayden made a sound of irritation. “You know, that’s not really a question I want to hear my younger sister ask a man, especially not one I consider a friend, while he’s lying bare-assed on my floor.”Hauk and Fain laughed.Desideria was less than amused. “Remember, brother, I’m currently the only one holding a weapon.”Caillen glared at him. “Really, Chay, why don’t you concentrate on the people trying to kill us right now? ’Preciate it, pun’kin.” He turned his attention to her. “About the size of your smallest fingernail.”Fain laughed again. “Damn, I should have been taping that response and using it for playback at every party from here until I die.”

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