“Tell me, did you summon me just so you could beat the crap out of me? Or is there a more productive reason for why I’m here? (Eros)”

“Why did you hit him? (Grace)Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian)Nice. You haven’t seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)”

“Didn’t I tell you to stay out of my thoughts?’ – Abigail‘You can beat me later. Just do it naked.’ – Sundown”

“Have you been drinking this morning? How did you miss me? I swear I’ve fought old women with better reflexes. (Takeshi)The fact you fight old women tells me just how rusty you’ve become. What? Your ego needed the boost and they were the only ones you could find you could beat? (Savitar)”

“Why must every relationship I have be so damned impossible? (Ravyn)Hey now, defeatist talk from a catman like you? I’m the one who should be freaking out here. I mean, damn, you could give me fleas or something. (Susan)”

“Why did you save me just now? (Angelia)I’m a dog, remember? We’re loyal even when it’s stupid. (Fury)”

“You lied about knowing me. You could lie about anything. People lie all the time, usually for no reason whatsoever. (Aiden)But I’m not lying about being hungry. Could you toss me a piece of bread before the interrogation continues? Or do I have to beat your butt for a spoonful of peanut butter? (Leta)”