“We were innocent victims. (Angelia)Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)”
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”
“I LOVE HORSES!' shrieked the Tooth Fairy over his shoulder.”
“Why are you helping me? (Fury)I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia)”
“But I’m completely innocent in this case. I’m the victim. Don’t you understand? If she’d just dressed in an appropriate manner, nothing would have happened. I’m a peaceful man, and now I’m going to prison.”Conversation on Radio Fake 112.8 MHzIn The Shadow of Sadd.”
“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”