“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really big fluffy one? Hell, let’s even make it pale pink with bows on it just for good measure.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sherrilyn Kenyon - “Well after that testosterone...” 1

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