“What happened?"-Ethon"Obviously something was hungry and bit the bear."-Kali”

“Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon”

“Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?"Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?""Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.”

“What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi)No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher)Why? Were the bears mean to you? Mama can get a bit cranky whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I’m going to eat one, but bleh! They’re way too hairy. Now if she’d let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi)Are you joking? (Gallagher)Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. (Simi)”

“What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)”

“I know it’s a bit nosy– (Susan)A reporter being nosy? Damn, there’s something you never see. (Ravyn)”

“What are you doing here? (Devyn)I love you, too, Pookie Bear. (Zarina)”