“What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)”

“You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb”

“Hey little demon, where’s boss man? (Tabitha)He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)”

“And here I thought I was being stealthy.” – Ren“With that girly caw you let out? Did a frog crawl down your throat and die, or what?” – Sundown”

“Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn't usually knock the guy unconscious before she forced them together.Still, with Tabitha there was a first time for just about anything. And extreme blind-dating was very vintage T.”

“Just how many sisters do you have? (Valerius)Eight. (Tabitha)Eight? (Valerius)What? (Tabitha)I'm just pitying whatever poor males lived in that house with all of you. It must have been truly frightening at least one week out of every month. (Valerius)Was that a joke? (Tabitha)Merely a frightening statement of fact. (Valerius)”

“I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha) ”