“What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)”
“You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb”
“I just stared after him, wondering what in the hell crawled up his butt. Then I ogled his rude butt and thought, “nice ass” but shook myself and remembered that he needed a swift kick there not an appreciative stare..”
“Hey little demon, where’s boss man? (Tabitha)He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)”
“I can just imagine what the humidity has done to my hair. I'm going to meet your family looking like a poodle with a live wire shoved up its butt." - Paige Winterbourne”
“He might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I mustn't get my hopes up.”