“What’s going on? (Astrid)Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me. (Zarek)”

“Some things just are, Zarek. They don't have to make sense. (Astrid)”

“You could have said ‘Excuse me.’ (Zarek)I’m not talking to you. (Astrid)Love you, too, babe. (Zarek)You really are an animal, aren’t you? (Astrid)Woof, woof. (Zarek)”

“Tell me of a happy memory, Zarek. One thing in your life that was good. (Astrid)You. (Zarek)”

“Zarek? (Astrid)What?! (Zarek)Don’t use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice, or I’ll make you wear a cowbell. (Astrid)”

“Where are we going? (Astrid)Up Shit Creek sans the paddles. (Zarek)”

“Would like to join me? (Astrid)I think I’d look strange in a bikini. (Zarek)Was that a joke? Can it be you made a real joke? (Astrid)Yeah, I must be possessed or something. (Zarek)”