“What’s got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)”

“Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)”

“Borys had volunteered to save Hunter the trouble. Hunter had threatened Borys the trouble of breathing if (he) got near Abbie when she had no clothes on.’ (Abbie)”

“What’s the fastest route to the library in Peachtree City? (Carlos)What? You’ve got an overdue book? (Gabrielle)”

“How do you do that? (Abbie)What, sweetheart? (Hunter)Make me crazy to beat you one minute and crazy to love you the next. (Abbie)”

“What are you, like a rent-a-white-knight? (Abbie)”

“Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed her off is still limping around the office. (Carlos)”