“Where’d you learn to drive? (Steele)Richard Petty’s School of Driving. Had a great instructor there named Steven Norbert who showed me how to dog the shit out of en engine. Why? (Joe)”
“Don't call me darling. I'm a driving instructor!”
“Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know how to drive.”
“Oh, Micheal darling!""Don't call me darling, I'm a driving instructor!”
“If an ambulance gets in a wreck, who drives them to the hospital? Why doesn’t the hospital drive to them? I volunteer to drive, and the volume of speeding tickets I have shows I'm qualified to get there in a rush.”
“I would... learn how to drive... have a nice car... and drive it.”