“Yeah, but you’re both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don’t. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)”
“I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with me at 3:00 in room 315. The number 315 confuses you, so you wonder, “Did the room get moved, or the time?” Both did. You’re to meet me at 3:33 in room 333.”
“Waiting around to be saved is like waiting to die and I have done more of both than anyone else in the room.”
“That somehow dreams are a blurred line between here and there, like a meeting room in a prison. You’re both in the same room, yet on different sides and really, in different worlds.”
“Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.”
“You just love them both and want them to get along. You’re guilty of nothing.”