“Yeah his being Sumerian to this group would go over like an Ozzy Osbourne/Marilyn Manson duet at the Southern Baptist Convention’s annual meeting. He might as well be wearing a shit that said “Kibbles and Bits,” with a heavy emphasis on the “bits” part...”

“I'm her godfather, with a heavy emphasis on the god part.”

“What the hell are you? (Desiderius)I'm her godfather, with a heavy emphasis on the god part. (Acheron)”

“I thought you’d be home by now,” he said as she neared him. Then he realized how stupidthat comment was since he was standing right in front of her motorcycle.Der…He might as well be wearing a sign that said I’m a moron. Please help me rememberwhere I live. Oh yeah, it’s right behind me. -Dev”

“At this point, they were mired so deep in the mud of Shit City, he might as well have his mail forwarded.’ – Sundown”

“You look like shit. (Vane)Yeah, well, I wouldn’t date you either, asshole. (Fury)”

“What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)”