“You do know I am my father’s son, right? People don’t talk to me that way and live. (Syn)Oh, like I fear you. Never. Besides, a fight might dislodge whatever has crawled up your sphincter and bring back the much nicer version of you. (Shahara)”
“So how do you know him? (Shahara)I knocked on his door one day and said, ‘Hi, I’m here to rob you. Hope you don’t mind. Oh, and by the way, will you be my friend?’ (Syn)”
“What am I supposed to do while you’re gone? (Shahara)Think up ways to kill me while I sleep. (Syn)”
“Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara)I live for your endearments. (Syn)”
“You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb”
“The dead won’t hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (Syn)”