“You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb”
“What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)”
“You do know I am my father’s son, right? People don’t talk to me that way and live. (Syn)Oh, like I fear you. Never. Besides, a fight might dislodge whatever has crawled up your sphincter and bring back the much nicer version of you. (Shahara)”
“You want me here. (Artemis)Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron)”
“Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?”
“You do what you have to do or a bigger demon eats out your liver and uses your spine to pick its teeth. (Caleb)”