“You would make a great teacher. (Grace)Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you’re at it? (Julian)”

“Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)”

“Don’t cry for me, Grace. I’m not worth it. (Julian)Yes you are! (Grace)You are my saving Grace. Without you, I would never have known love. And I would never have known me again. (Julian)”

“He took one look at me and said, ‘Damn, you cleaned up better than I thought you would.’ (Grace)I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)”

“Why did you hit him? (Grace)Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian)Nice. You haven’t seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)”

“Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)Boobs? (Julian)Breasts. (Grace)You have very nice breasts. (Julian)Thanks. What about you? (Grace)I have no breasts. (Julian)”

“You’re not welcome here. Why don’t you slink off into the hole you crawled out of? (Adron)Oh, that’s real original and mature. Why don’t you call me Mr. Stinky Pants while you’re at it? (Jayce)”