“You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.”

“You mean Teletubbies? (Berith)The fact that you know what they’re called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho)As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You’d be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies. (Berith)Not really. I’d rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing. (Jericho)”

“I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba”

“How much longer will I live? (Urian)You’re immortal, barring death. (Acheron)That doesn’t make sense. (Urian)Most of life doesn’t. (Acheron)”

“This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.’ (Hunter)”

“Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier”

“It’s four o’clock, guys. I’m going up to watch Oprah. Unless the shop catches fire or we’re under massive zombie invasion, I don’t exist for the next hour. On second thought, don’t bother me if it’s zombies – I’ll deal with them later. Today’s a special episode on how to make peace with people who piss you off. And I definitely need to find my Zen. (Bubba)Your Zen’s shooting stuff, Bubba. Embrace your inner violence. (Mark)Fine, then. My inner violence says I’ll cut your throat if you bother me until Oprah ends, so sod off. (Bubba)”