“If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.”

“Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on your hands.”

“When you nag, you become the problem, an he deals with it by turning you out, but when you dont nag, he deals with the problem.”

“When you are happy, you are sexy”

“When you live life with him or without him, that is when he will accept and value you for who you are.”

“You always want what you cant have”

“Once you start laughing, you start healing.”