“Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.”
“Everyone has a hidden agenda. Except me!”
“I believe that everyone in the world is crazy except you and me. And even you're a little bit strange.”
“I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.”
“To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!”
“I pound on the glass, screaming my head off. Everyone ignores me except for some Capitol attendant who appears behind me and offers me a beverage.”