“Finally someone takes me seriously enough to ask for my word of honor, and it’s a villain.”

“He was always just mad enough to take treaties seriously. Honor, you know. I don't have any.”

“Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! ‘THE’ QUESTION! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my answer is: Thong or Commando”

“Which is not really a hell of a lot to ask, Lord, because the final incredible truth is that I am not guilty. All I did was take your gibberish seriously... and you see where it got me? My primitive Christian instincts have made me a criminal.”

“You're a damn dog," Adam finally snapped."If you're good enough to fuck someone, be a man enough to take responsibility for the result”

“There’s got to be someone for me. It’s not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone.”