“If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on.”
“Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.”
“What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?”
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
“Just because you're in the driver's seat, doesn't mean you have to run people over.”
“Just when you think you're in the cat-bird's seat, the Angel of Death calls "dibs" on shotgun.”