“My mouth tastes like bad decisions.”
“I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.”
“Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.”
“Love is like cigarettes. It gives you a little pleasure while you're at it, but leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth and a pain in your chest.”
“I don't like the taste it leaves in my mouth. ... Besides, OJ tastes better.Is that supposed to be a pun? If so, I'm telling on you.”
“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad taste in my mouth.”