“I would be bored to death if I didn't control a country--Gin”

“And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to death with myself.”

“I felt peace, even though I was still scared to death. I thought that, whatever would happen to me - I could still be killed. I didn't know - and in what I'd already been through, God was in control.”

“I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but because I could feel Edmond out there somewhere always loving me I didn't have to howl all night.”

“Any country where I am not bored is a country that teaches me nothing.”

“I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.”

“I was a bore and didn't know when to smile or fake it. Or rather worse, I did but didn't.”