“Oh Constance, we are so happy.”
“Oh happy Meat. Oh happy Soul. Oh happy Rabo Karabekian.”
“But to appear happy when I am so miserable — Oh! who can require it?”
“Constancy in love is a good thing; but it means nothing, and is nothing, without constancy in every kind of effort.”
“Milligan! Come and tell us why you're so dreadfully glum!" ~ Constance, The Mysterious Benedict Society”
“When Constance was born, Aunt Glo named her after the dormitory she lived in at college: Constance Hall.”