“If Laziness is a disease then I'm on the last stage!”
“I'm fighting a long term disease it's called Death and I will have it until I take my last breath”
“I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.”
“I'm not lazy, I am motivationally disadvantaged”
“I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things. ”
“i'm too lazy to go find happiness,but i'm sure it will swing by sometime”