“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for therich, a tradegy for the poor.”

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”

“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.”

“Nothing begets friendship so readily as trouble.”

“I mention her name and the old pain returns. Forget her, you say? How can you forget a living human being?”

“No matter how bad things get, you've got to go on living, even if it kills you.”

“This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is the constant source of my good spirit, of my humor. Not to cry, out of spite, only to laugh out of spite, only to laugh.”