“The best way to raise a child is to LAY OFF!”

“A fair and generous woman is (at best) respected, but seldom loved.”

“...childbirth is at best necessary and tolerable. It is not fun. (Like shitting a pumpkin, a friend of mine told me when I inquired about the Great-Experience-You-Are-Missing.)”

“a revolutionary in every bedroom cannot fail to shake up the status quo. And if it is your wife that is revolting, you can't just split to the suburbs. Feminism, when it truly achieves it's goals, will crack through the most basic structures of our society.”

“To be worshiped is not freedom.”

“It is only the failure of my plots I fear.”

“Love has never been understood, though it may have been fully experienced, and that experience communicated.”