“You should not play around with a married young woman: the slander could be serious”

“To mind being disliked by a woman you don’t desire and are not married to is yet another serious failure of common sense.”

“Every woman should marry ... and no man.”

“Whenever a young thing wants to be free minus serious thought, she gets pregnant and then gets married. Voilà!”

“Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!”

“To be a princess is to play at life. To be a queen is to be a serious player...The purpose of life as a woman is to ascend to the throne and rule with heart.”

“She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.”