“I'm not vicious really. I consider myself kind-hearted. I love my mum”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“I just cash in on the fact that I’m good looking, and I’ve got a nice figure and girls like me.”

“Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE.”

“Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become devils.”

“Maybe I'm too late to be your first. But right now, I'm preparing myself to be your last.”

“What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the result of guilt and insecurity... You are the person who makes yourself happy. You're the person who makes yourself sad. It's much easier to feel better when you keep remembering that." [-p.481, "Caesar's Hours, My Life in Comedy with Love and Laughter", by Sid Caesar with Eddy Friedfeld, 2003]”