“Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“I'm not vicious really. I consider myself kind-hearted. I love my mum”

“I just cash in on the fact that I’m good looking, and I’ve got a nice figure and girls like me.”

“Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become devils.”

“If you feel DOWN, I'll help you to RISE.If you feel ALONE, I'll be your COMPANY.If you feel BORED, I'll make you SMILE.Coz Smile makes you m0re beautiful so keep smiling... :D”

“What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the result of guilt and insecurity... You are the person who makes yourself happy. You're the person who makes yourself sad. It's much easier to feel better when you keep remembering that." [-p.481, "Caesar's Hours, My Life in Comedy with Love and Laughter", by Sid Caesar with Eddy Friedfeld, 2003]”