“If chicken is sex then this is the best orgasm ever.”
“- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex.”
“That was the best not-sex ever.”
“Life without enthusiasm is like a sex without an orgasm.”
“And what causes orgasm in a man?” Kate Daniels, the sex-ed specialist. Kill me, somebody.”
“You are the best I've ever had. If all we do from now on is straight missionary sex at eight p.m. on Tuesday nights of months that start with J, you'll still be the best I've ever had.”