“If chicken is sex then this is the best orgasm ever.”

“I'd rather marry lump of steaming horseshit than you." Lucy jutted her chin out."Smells better too.”

“You know more about your child than I can ever hope to know, what advice can you give me to make a better teacher for her?”

“You need to find a way to live your life, that it doesn't make a mockery of your values.”

“I breathed the air of deliverance through books, and through books I leapt over the walls of confinement..”

“But the frat boys were all frivolous and idiotic in our minds now, a bunch of conformist fools going through the motions of hip.”

“Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.”