“Every man is a prisoner, and the greatest irony of all is to be the prisoner of another man.”

“We’re flimflam artists. But remember, sonny, you can’t con people unless they’re greedy to begin with. W. C. Fields had it right. You can’t cheat an honest man.”

“God cannot take sides; for He is in all of us. We are all a part of Him, and when we try to destroy Him, we destroy ourselves.”

“You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.”

“Nothing lasts forever.”

“A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God.”

“When they die no one will ever know that once they lived.”