“We’re flimflam artists. But remember, sonny, you can’t con people unless they’re greedy to begin with. W. C. Fields had it right. You can’t cheat an honest man.”
“You can’t write music right unless you know how the man that’ll play it plays poker.”
“I can’t believe you cheated! (Phobos)I can’t believe you didn’t know it. Man, what kind of god are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh? (Deimos)”
“You can’t understand anything unless you unless you understand everything.”
“She looks honestly upset, but then, I’ve learned that I can’t read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they’re always lying.”
“A mistake isn’t a mistake unless it can’t be put right.”