“ELAINE: Go talk to her.GEORGE: Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.Seinfeld episode "The Opposite”
“If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names. - Elaine Gill”
“Elaine had done the ungraceful thing as usual. Guenever, in similar circumstances, would have been sure to grow pale and interesting—but Elaine had only grown plump.”
“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”
“Perry was in charge of music; Asher, lighting, seating, and structures; and presiding the service was Elaine, who was, not suprisingly, a certified minister and wedding planner.”
“Elaine: He saved my life twice. He's the only grown-up I know who keeps his promises.Michael: Yes. It is a point of pride with him. But please — don't mistake it for a virtue.”