“For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours.”
“You don't need to like me to let me fuck you but since I like you, I'd prefer it that way.”
“Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.”
“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
“The only religions I don't like are the ones that insist their God is bigger than your God.”
“You have a funny way of showing how much you don't like me.""I don't like gophers, either, but I wouldn't leave one to suffer. I'd shoot it to put it out of its misery.”