“The Human was extremely tall. On its head it had yellowish hair coiled like a rope. It had no hair on its face. And yet his grandmother had been very categorical about that. Humans have hair on their faces. Its called a beard. Its one of the many things that distinguish them from elves. The little elf concentrated, trying to remember, then it came to him."You must be a female man," he concluded triumphantly."The word is woman, fool," said the human."Oh, sorry, sorry, woman-fool, I be more careful, I call right name, woman-fool"....”

Silvana de Mari

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