“If sarcasm were a virtue, I'd be the most righteous man alive.”
“The defense mechanisms of The Imposter are: sarcasm, name-dropping, self-righteousness, the need to impress others and the need for others' approval.”
“If being alive is not a virtue, then there is little virtue in virtue.”
“She was the most beautiful woman in the world. If she was alive I'd probably be a better person.”
“If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. ”
“sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them.”