“It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns"(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'by Mariah Carey)”
“You sounded like Dolly parton on helium."(After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)”
“You don’t think it’ too short? Mariah Carey shows less skin.”
“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”
“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”
“The seasons sang to him - like ageless hymns with whisperings he could feel, but not fully understand.”