“It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an online chat group called Buds of the Bard or something equally nerdy”

“Only a teen girl would be afraid of an evil hairstylist.”

“If you didn't believe in the possibility, you wouldn't have challenged these creatures. And the minute you start to believe in something, it begins to have power over you.”

“If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave.”

“You taste like ass.”

“When darkness comes and eats the light,bury your fears on sorry night.Because in the winter's darkest hours,comes the feasting of the Vours.You cannot see it, the life they stole.Your body's there, but not your soul.”

“Is my son turning into some kind of monster?”