“You don't have to be charming to be a fan among fans.”
“We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.”
“Fans don't boo nobodies. ”
“I am a die-hard Red Sox fan, and yes, I dated a Yankee fan. I know I should be kicked out of The Nation for that, but I couldn’t help it. He was way too charming back then.”
“if s*** hits the fan, chuck the fan in the loo”
“Friends borrow. Fans buy. Please...BE A FAN.”