“A substantial daily intake of alcohol was the perfect way to stay in shape.”
“Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.”
“If most people will replace sugar intake with fresh honey, eat more of vegetables and drink sufficient water, they will stay healthy,wealthy and prosperous.”
“Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned.”
“ People are never perfect, but love can be. Loving makes perfect. Loving makes itself. Wouldn't that be the way to make love stay?”
“If you were married to a dipsomaniac, would you pretend that the mania for alcohol was perfectly harmless?”